Telling a person something about someone else can tell them more about you than about the other person.

“learning to dance” is mainly the unlearning of non-dancing.

One difference between performing and authentic expression is the level of expectation involved.

Our self-expectation is strongest when we have no capacity to fulfill it.

If all cats belonged to everyone then no cats would ever go missing and we wouldn’t have to kill loads of trees printing out “Missing Cat” posters #catlaws #pseudophilosophy

I have not stopped laughing at KimKierkegaard’s tweets all morning.

/via Crispin Walker #pseudophilosophy #twitter

Profound realisation: cooking is like a group of penguins.

That is all.