Barnaby Walters

I hate it when offers say “Exclusive CD–ROM”. And? What does it do? Will it work if I don’t have a PC?

Oh, and my laptop has no optical drive.

OH “Has she been drinking, d’you think?” — Mum

Now they’re onto dog poops and poo bags. And nettles.

What are they selling again?

The craft women on QVC are reminiscing about night lights and talking about TLA Pirate Day.

This is quality entertainment.

Just realised where I’d seen the @geoloqi logo before. Hurdy Gurdies have loads of them inside:

Jeremy Keith might be an idea to update http://adactio.com/about/accessibility/, Safari no longer uses alt for accesskeys

Wait…

. and , flip tabs in Safari?

How have I not learnt of this before?!

New website is live! It’s been a long time coming. I’ll release the useful bits of code soon, probably not the whole thing #indieweb

The more I use XML the more I question it’s use on the web. Fatal parse errors for a missing /?!

Okay, must stop starting posts with “Okay, must…”

And now I have to deal with such things as broken links, broken feeds, broken XML. I’m breakingthin.gs

Clear the cache, dammit!

Okay, that’s DB migration happened for my next iteration. Cache: clear! #web #test #dev

I must say I’m astonished that the iPhone 5 has a reparability score of 7/10! Huge improvement: http://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/iPhone-5-Teardown/10525/5

My lovely old non-unibody plastic macbook is making some dubious creaking noises today. Please don’t die on me yet!

I now feel I have a solid grounding in git and source code management. Next up: Unit Testing.

Okay, this morning I’m diving into Web Actions/Activities/Intents. Wish me luck: 

To celebrate Talk like a Pirate day, I made a silly thing: http://test.waterpigs.co.uk/site-battle

Works best on Webkit

I’m so confused about statusnet’s feed parsing. Every time I beat it it goes wrong. Time for bed.

The hollow laughter in these adverts echoes around my brain. Why are ads so crap :’(